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The same formula as our lip balms but with added gloss effect, these are formulated with a special blend of EO's that will give you a lovely tingly breath freshening & light plumping effect. This is a nice sheer wash of colour so don't let the bright colours scare you.
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This is where it is completely accepted and understood that life's little luxuries ARE indeed necessities!
Don't misunderstand us, don't let our name fool you. We are not JUST for the ladies! We know that you fellas love great bath and body products too!
We're not here to re-invent the wheel. Yes, our products are All-Natural but we aren't going to take any political stances to boost our sales or make ourselves look more "green". ALL of our products are cruelty-free, ecologically and responsibly sourced, and most of them are also vegetarian. We don't really want a side of guilt with our soap and we're guessing that you don't either!
Frankly, we're here because we love what these products do for our skin.....if we help save the planet and it's creatures along the way then it's an added bonus and as it should be. All-Natural does NOT have to be boring and we're here to prove it!
Our NEW retail store is now OPEN!!! Come stop by and see our lovely 17th century restored farm building. If you enjoyed our last shop, you'll LOVE what we've done with this one! Exposed beams, slate floors, stone walls and tons of historical and authentic touches. We are part of the historical Capesthorne Estate and the grounds of this amazing building is built over the ruins of a 13th century monastery...thus the name of Monks Heath Hall. Take a stroll around the breathtaking grounds and witness lots of natural flora and fauna and see all of the adorable wild rabbits and hares (perhaps even a red fox) that surround us. Loads of new products and FREE secure parking make this fantastic place to visit!
Need Driving Directions or just want to see where we are? Check this out!
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 Bewitched & Bewildered Conditioning Shampoo
Red ripe forest fruits, blended with tart green apple, tangy New England cranberries, and a touch of California redwood.
Stunning conditioning formula packed with moisture from aloe vera, golden jojoba & cocoa butter. Ultra concentrated, it only takes a wee bit!
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 Brats Whipped! * PB Exclusive Scent*
Ribbon candy spliced with butterscotch, salted caramels, and a resinous melange of sticky sweets.
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 Cap'n Jack Conditioning Shampoo
We all love the man who inspired this romantic fragrance blend. A lovely mix of briny ocean,fresh air, aged deck wood, tropical blooms & lush island fruits.
Stunning conditioning formula packed with moisture from aloe vera, golden jojoba & cocoa butter. Ultra concentrated, it only takes a wee bit!
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 De Sade Sugar Scrub Slice
So so SOOO sexy, I *almost* deemed to keep this for myself. OMG..this will set your heart racing (and your partner's) This isn't for office wear..it's s.e.x in a bottle (kinky sex at that!) Three types of roses from three different continents, crushed silk sheets, sexy skin musk, a touch of smoke all spiked with black leather.....not too much, enough to keep it utterly femme but with platform red F*me heels! Made with organic British sugar and skin loving oils to give you the ultimate scrubby experience!
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 Duchess Facial Exfoliating Cream
Named in honour of the very beautiful Duchess of Devonshire, This cream is infused with essential oils chosen for their specific properties that calm problem skin, soothe any spots, hydrate the skin, as well as providing gentle toning. The gentle exfoliants of collodial oatmeal, pulverized vanilla beans & organic British sugar will smooth away dead dry skin and leave you as dewy fresh as a rose.....an English rose!
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 Duchess Facial Moisturizing Creme
Completely all-natural!! Another formula named for the beautiful Duchess of Devonshire in tribute to her grace and beauty. This creme is so luxurious you will never need another facial moisturizer! Made from only the very best ingredients that will pamper your skin and leave it silky and fresh. Treat yourself (and your face) to this luxurious blend of shea butter, cocoa butter, evening primrose, jojoba, vitamin E, lavender. chamomile, & ylang ylang.
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 Eczema & Psoriasis Treatment Serum
Troubled with flare-ups of eczema and/or psoriasis? There are many natural remedies that can help you alleviate your symptoms and sometimes even eradicate the disorders altogether. Essential oils are one of those natural remedies that can help even the toughest of cases. Try for yourself and you'll be amazed at the results.This formula is 100% organic and there are no chemicals, alcohols, or acids to irritate your skin further.
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 Exclusive Scent by Arcana for Posh Brats: Lady Posh
Created exclusively for Posh Brats, an ultra feminine blend of pink champagne, Devonshire cream, rich vanilla, sugar cubes, white musk, skin musk, pink pepper, teatime scones, a little splash of citrus, and a tiny scattering of the most gourmand flowers: creamy gardenia, whitestem milkweed, sweet osmanthus, and golden calla lily.
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 Faery Mead Sugar Scrub Slice
Red berries, dark rich honey & honeycomb dripping with nectar, golden grains, ripe pomegranate....the most magickal and romantic mead ever! Made with organic British sugar and skin loving oils to give you the ultimate scrubby experience!
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 Good Queen Bess Body Lotion
Elizabeth the I was the daughter of King Henry VIII and his scandalous second wife Queen Anne Boleyn. This formula is one that I found in some ancient texts of the time and was a widely used perfume of the ladies and gentlemen of the Royal Court as it was believed to be a potent love potion. Luxuriate in this magickal blend of flowers, herbs & fruits of Tudor times! Due to pending patents I cannot divulge the essences to you but I can assure you, it will THRILL you.
This amazingly luxurious butter can be used anywhere on the body including the face. It is 100% natural and formulated to sink into your skin and leave it in fantastic condition. This is completely non-comedogenic and sourced from organic products.
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 Midnight Liaison Sea Salt Bar
The sexy scent of a midnight tryst with an impossibly sexy swarthy gypsy lover!!
Night-blooming flowers, Mysore sandalwood & a touch of Madagascan vanilla. A beautiful scrubby salt soap bar that will cleanse and exfoliate at the same time. Made with essential oils, dried florals, sea salt & skin loving oils/butters.
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 New Orleans Collection: Bananas Foster Foaming Sugar Scrub
Bananas Foster was created in 1951 by Paul Blangé at Brennan's Restaurant in New Orleans, Louisiana. It was named for Richard Foster, a friend of Owen Brennan's who was then New Orleans Crime Commission chairman.
The scent: A New Orleans favorite! Rum soaked banana flambe' served over French Vanilla Bean ice cream and smothered in a buttery caramel sauce.
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 New Orleans Collection: Du Monde Cafe aux Beignets Foaming Sugar Scrub
Café du Monde is a coffee shop on Decatur Street in the French Quarter in New Orleans, Louisiana. It is best known for its café au lait and its French-style beignets and has been open since 1862.
The scent: Freshly brewed and slow-dripped Creole coffee and golden fried beignet pastries sprinkled liberally with vanilla sugar. Absolute heaven!
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 New Orleans Collection: Jelly Roll Morton Foaming Sugar Scrub
Ferdinand "Jelly Roll" Morton (September 20, 1885 – July 10, 1941) was an American ragtime and early jazz pianist, bandleader and composer. He got his start playing in New Orleans brothels. The Scent: Opulent velvets, brocades and silks swirl around half naked Creole beauties. Their exotic perfumes blend with the scent of whiskey, opium smoke, sex pheremones, fresh cut flowers & crumpled sheets.
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 New Orleans Collection: Johnny Angel~Swingin Demon Foaming Sugar Scrub
The only 'living' honoree in our New Orleans Collection. Johnny Angel & The Swingin' Demons are a fantastic & hugely popular swing band in Nawlins. It's a difficult task but I think this scent embodies the suave sexiness & charm of the man himself. A blend of spices, French lavender, Egyptian amber; with notes of a blend of citrus, aged leather, Bay rum, orange flower, cinnamon and Spanish moss.
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 New Orleans Collection: Madame Arlington Foaming Sugar Scrub
Josie Arlington (1864 – 14 February 1914) was a brothel madam in the Storyville district of New Orleans, Louisiana. The establishment, formally named Chateau Lobrano d'Arlington but locally known as The Arlington, was famous for its opulence. As an expensive "$5.00 House" it offered about ten or twelve girls at any time, as well as a live sex 'circus' that could be viewed for an extra fee. Though it had a reputation for depravity, Josie claimed that no virgin was ever defiled or exploited by her business. The scent: A heady sexy blend of florals, spices & Asian resins, Egyptian musk and the finest French champagne.
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 New Orleans Collection: Marie Laveau~Voodoo Queen Foaming Sugar Scrub
Marie Laveau (September 10, 1801 – June 16, 1881) was a Louisiana Creole practitioner of Voodoo renowned in New Orleans. "In 1874 as many as twelve thousand spectators, both black and white, swarmed to the shores of Lake Pontchartrain to catch a glimpse of Marie Laveau performing her legendary rites on St. John's Eve (June 23-24)." Marie Laveau was buried in Saint Louis Cemetery #1 in New Orleans in the Glapion family crypt. The tomb continues to attract visitors who draw three "x"s (XXX) on its side, in the hopes that Laveau's spirit will grant them a wish. The scent: Absolutely stunning and as hauntingly beautiful as the woman herself. I have taken an olde recipe for a voodoo love potion reported to have been one of Madame Laveau's herself and blended it with black pomegranate, 5 different roses, blood accord, sacred sage smoke.
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 New Orleans Collection: Mint Julep Afternoon Foaming Sugar Scrub
There is nothing more relaxing and more beautiful than a summer day.....a summer day in the balmy tropical New Orleans heat. This must be enjoyed on the long cool veranda of a stately home in the Garden District, sipping a icy cold Mint Julep. The scent: a delicious cocktail of freshly bruised mint, ice, sugar syrup and bourbon whiskey. A slight breeze fills your nostrils with the scent of your julep, and the heat-warmed blooms of gardenia, jessamine, wisteria & tropical ferns.
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 New Orleans Collection: Pretty Baby Foaming Sugar Scrub
Named after the jazz song of the same name....the inspiration tells a story. The story of the young girls that were sold frequently 'sold' into service in New Orleans brothels by impoverished families. It's an evocation of a time and a place and a sad chapter of Americana. Some of these girls married well and escaped their positions...others died of drug overdoses & sexual maladies.... whatever their stories, we honour and remember these sweet tragic young women. The scent:Pristine white southern magnolia blooms, ripe sweet peaches, crushed red berries, creamy gardenias, and a iced lemon custard.
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 New Orleans Collection: The Dueling Oaks Foaming Sugar Scrub
In early Creole days more duels were fought in New Orleans than any other American city. Creole honor was a thing of intricate delicacy, to be offended by a word or glance. The Duelling Oaks were a favorite setting for these affaires d'honneur, with pistol, saber, or colichemarde, a long sword with a broad forte and very slender foible, a favorite duelling weapon since the seventeenth century. The scent: Hot Creole tempers, ancient oaks dripping with Spanish Moss, bay rum, crushed green grass, spilled blood of valiant youths, the white virginal flowers of a Creole beauty, and the scent of humid air off the Mississippi River.
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 Pipevine Swallowtail Soap
Aromatic basil and bitter tomato leaf in an ephemeral haze of neroli and tangerine.
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 Pirate Lover Sea Salt Bar
Mysterious & heady blend of briny ocean salt and fresh air, swashbuckler's aged leather, rum, exotic spices, Eastern incense, black orchids & Egyptian musk. A beautiful scrubby salt soap bar that will cleanse and exfoliate at the same time. Made with real kelp, sea salt & skin loving oils.
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 Poison Apple Body Cream
We all know the tale of Snow White in which her jealous stepmother the Queen disguises herself as an old crone and offers Snow White a poison apple. Thus the inspiration for this haunting scent.
The scent: Red shiny apples with an ethereal glow from the poison hemlock juice it contains. Combine this with the smoke from a witches bonfire, magickal herbs, and a touch of Haunted Forest woods & grasses.
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 Posh Smooch *PB Exclusive Scent*
The pinnacle of sophistication. A rich heart of dragon's blood resin, white peach, and crushed pomegranate washed with sheer plumeria and lightly spiced with sarsparilla.
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 Posh Soap *Exclusive PB Scent*
The pinnacle of sophistication. A rich heart of dragon's blood resin, white peach, and crushed pomegranate washed with sheer plumeria and lightly spiced with sarsparilla.
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 Quick or Dead Lite Smack
Gentle cleansers, nourishing botanical extracts, & antioxidant-rich plant oils.
The scent: Equal portions of Suede, Bluegrass, Bonfire and Limeade.
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 Quick or Dead Smooch
Distinguishing Features: Spicy sarsparilla root and juicy lime body scrub.
Characteristic Scent: Sarsparilla and sweetgrass, worn saddle leather, tobacco smoke and the remains of a spicy lime cologne.
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 Quick or Dead Whipped
Extra-decadent cherry kernel oil, antioxidant rich grapeseed oil, light coconut oil, and our favourite luxury mango butter.
Characteristic Scent: Sarsparilla and sweetgrass, worn saddle leather, tobacco smoke and the remains of a spicy lime cologne.
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 Royal Treatment Beauty Serum
This amazing beauty serum oil is designed to be used a facial moisturizer. It is chock full of organic skin-loving oils, pure organic essential oils & enriched with the miracle Australian emu oil. This serum will moisturize, treat fine lines and wrinkles, plump aging skin and help heal skin irritations and blemishes. It is the perfect all around facial serum formulated from a super secret formula used by the women of the royal families in the Middle East. Non-vegetarian.
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 Sanguine Sugar Scrub Slice
Deep, dark, wicked blend of dragons blood, real myrrh resin, black cherry and blood red currant with a stab of clove. For all you vamp types out there, you know who you are!Made with organic British sugar and skin loving oils to give you the ultimate scrubby experience!
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 Snickerdoodle w/ Maple Glaze Bath Cookie
The wonderful aroma of freshly baked snickerdoodle cookies…that gorgeous vanilla cookie dough, spiked with cinnamon and topped off with a buttery sweet maple sugar glaze. Enriched with Scottish oats & aloe vera so it’s great for dry itchy skin.
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 Spoiled Brat Foaming Sugar Scrub
Brats of the world unite! For those of us who just don't care what anyone says, we want what we want....this scent is for you. Who says we can't have our cake and eat it too?! Ripe juicy watermelon sorbet, sweet sugary pink bubblegum, ginger ale ice cream sodas with French vanilla, and sweet syrupy ripe pineapple....yeah, I might get a tummyache but it's soooooo good!
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 Trauma Smooch!
Ripe peaches dripping with dragon’s blood, against a sweet skin-scent of Egyptian musk, amber and myrrh.
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 Trauma Soap
Ripe peaches dripping with dragon’s blood, against a sweet skin-scent of Egyptian musk, amber and myrrh.
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 Wildberry Mojito Smack
Gentle cleansers, nourishing botanical extracts, & antioxidant-rich plant oils.
Characteristic Scent: Two perfect servings of Berry Patch muddled with Limeade and a crisp splash of Mint Medley.
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 Zap It! Acne Serum
Need on the spot acne treatment? Dab this on as soon as you feel a spot coming on. Our formula is 100% natural and made with organic cold-pressed oils, and organic steam extracted essential oils. Each ingredient is used for it's amazing skin properties. Long lasting and ultra concentrated.
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